Autobiography of a Humorous Tooth

If I were given a chance to born again i, I would like to be a tooth
Since I am a Dentist I can understand its feelings in a better way
ha ha ha...

Jokes apart

So lets get started...

Hi every one..
 I am very valuable part of your body.
 Please take good care of me.
 Brush me properly.
 Keep me clean.

THE HEALTHIER YOU KEEP ME, THE HAPPIER YOU LOOK

 My neighbour is very fond of chocolates,icecreams etc..
 I like them too...and more intresting fact is they like me more..
 Wants to settle on me...ha ha ha.. eat, grow ,reproduce , discharge waste matter..
 and demolish / destroy / disfigure /  my body.

 But I am also very smart..
 With help of my friend Saliva I clear them up...
  to make their way down to stomach

 My owner takes good care of me.
 Every morning I get thorough wash with yummy soap.
 Then I get warm milk to keep me strong.